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You Might Be A Guru If . . .

You may not know this but it is entirely possible that you are already a guru and just don’t know it.

You might be a guru if . . .

At every family event, Birth, Wedding, Christening or Funeral you see it as a potential source of sales and the ideal opportunity for an impromptu seminar.

You approach the local paperboy and offer him 50% of the sales to your newest product in return for use of his “list”.

You start to use words and expressions like “skyrocket” and “Explode your Income” in day to day conversations.

You write your wife a note to tell her you’ve taken the dog for a walk and it stretches to 8 pages.

You phone your local Wal-Mart and ask if you can get your shopping done “even if it’s 2am”.

You and your friends’ idea of fun is seeing who can get a poorly written book to no1. in Amazon.

You get embarrassed in the showers when you find your friend has a bigger list than you.

You have more blogs than friends.

The only french word you know is “niche”

What do you think? Are you a guru? Tell me some more ways to know if one is a guru in the comments below.

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  1. Funny list!
    I certainly am not a guru. I don’t even know what niche meant, until I read your article. lol

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